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#21 bbqbob2

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:35 AM

:cheers:

Is this code for "You do have to bring your own glassware?"

#22 davarle

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:43 AM

Oh my goodness. I forgot to ask. :disappoint:

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 01:16 PM

Back to the negotiating table...
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#24 davarle

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 04:03 PM

The manager said that he'd get back to me on the "glassware issue".
Meanwhile, I've been talking to the health inspector for the restaurant for the Park and Gab. Good news! The varmint infestation has improved over the last few days! O0

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 04:10 PM

The manager said that he'd get back to me on the "glassware issue".
Meanwhile, I've been talking to the health inspector for the restaurant for the Park and Gab. Good news! The varmint infestation has improved over the last few days! O0


By improved do you mean the numbers have risen, or that the varmits table manners are getting better?

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 04:34 PM


The manager said that he'd get back to me on the "glassware issue".
Meanwhile, I've been talking to the health inspector for the restaurant for the Park and Gab. Good news! The varmint infestation has improved over the last few days! O0


By improved do you mean the numbers have risen, or that the varmits table manners are getting better?


It’s tough planning any event because you have to think of the what ifs. I’ve planned for what if nobody brings their rubber band balls, or they accidently do bring their horse to the event, even though it clearly states you can’t, but I never for a moment planned on varmint table manners.
In order to keep costs down, I will send just a few varmints to table manner school. Then they can come back and train the rest of them.
Problem solved!

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 10:09 PM



The manager said that he'd get back to me on the "glassware issue".
Meanwhile, I've been talking to the health inspector for the restaurant for the Park and Gab. Good news! The varmint infestation has improved over the last few days! O0


By improved do you mean the numbers have risen, or that the varmits table manners are getting better?


It’s tough planning any event because you have to think of the what ifs. I’ve planned for what if nobody brings their rubber band balls, or they accidently do bring their horse to the event, even though it clearly states you can’t, but I never for a moment planned on varmint table manners.
In order to keep costs down, I will send just a few varmints to table manner school. Then they can come back and train the rest of them.
Problem solved!


Well at least you are willing to admit that your planning was slightly lacking and are taking steps to improve the situation. Unlike your counterparts over at TXGA who not only won't admit their faults, but are trying to sell us a bill of goods that includes telling us we should be thankful that they screwed up. Just like the former residents of Fukushima Japan, should be thankful they no longer need nightlights, since they now all glow in the dark!

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 06:07 AM

The manager of the Mexican Restaurant for the Park and Gab said something like, "No shoes, no shirt, no cerviche."
I guess that means if you are not going to have cerviche, then shoes and shirts are probably optional.
Although not specifically mentioned by the manager, I am going to suggest that people wear pants.

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:05 AM

If the chairs have those waffle gridiron seats, OK, pants are a good idea.
Otherwise, let the boys run free.

#30 kianlo

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 01:52 PM

Although not specifically mentioned by the manager, I am going to suggest that people wear pants.


So... pants are merely a ... suggestion?

Hey! Might have to try to get to this one.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:22 AM


Although not specifically mentioned by the manager, I am going to suggest that people wear pants.


So... pants are merely a ... suggestion?

Hey! Might have to try to get to this one.

Oh, yes, you must attend, and if you do, I can't emphasize how important it will be to start hydrating now. After all, the Park and Gab is only 9 days away!

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:22 PM

Habanero fun facts:

Reduces hot flashes in women.

Increases them in men.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:28 PM

Habanero fun facts:

Reduces hot flashes in women.

Increases them in men.

I am glad that you have been brushing up on your pepper varieties. You will probably do very well at the Park and Grab test, on page four with the essay question, "The Habanero Pepper- Love 'Em or Leave 'Em?"
Which should not be confused with the question on page seven, "The Jalapeno Pepper- Love 'Em Today, Hate Them Tomorrow?"

#34 bbqbob2

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:13 AM

Wrecked him?!? It damn near killed him!

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 12:55 PM

The lawyers for the special insurance policy I had to take out for the Park and Gab wanted me to ask if any of the attendees are allergic to the following:

Shell fish.

Peanuts.

Zebras.

Velcro.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 02:37 PM

The lawyers for the special insurance policy I had to take out for the Park and Gab wanted me to ask if any of the attendees are allergic to the following:

Shell fish.

Peanuts.

Zebras.

Velcro.


I might be allergic to velcro... every time I put some on, all sorts of stuff starts sticking to me. Can't figure it out.

#37 davarle

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 03:02 PM


The lawyers for the special insurance policy I had to take out for the Park and Gab wanted me to ask if any of the attendees are allergic to the following:

Shell fish.

Peanuts.

Zebras.

Velcro.


I might be allergic to velcro... every time I put some on, all sorts of stuff starts sticking to me. Can't figure it out.

Oh, my goodness. Me too! Perhaps we should start a support group.

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Posted 09 July 2012 - 05:20 PM

The lawyers for the special insurance policy I had to take out for the Park and Gab wanted me to ask if any of the attendees are allergic to the following:

Shell fish.

Peanuts.

Zebras.

Velcro.

Whew, I was worried you'd list pink Flamingators or Latex. Another bullet dodged.
Why am I all sweatty and late? Umm...

#39 davarle

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Posted 10 July 2012 - 06:23 AM


The lawyers for the special insurance policy I had to take out for the Park and Gab wanted me to ask if any of the attendees are allergic to the following:

Shell fish.

Peanuts.

Zebras.

Velcro.

Whew, I was worried you'd list pink Flamingators or Latex. Another bullet dodged.

Don't worry. I will not allow any latex products at the Park and Gab. I can't guarantee that a pink flamingator or two might attend, but, to put your mind at ease, I will have plenty of biohazard bags available for use.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 03:05 PM

I was thinking, instead of the gabbing portion of the event, I should invite a timeshare representative to give us a three hour seminar.
All those in favor? O0




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