There are only 17 more days left until SETX Octoberfest. Here are some things to do.
Practice for the yodeling contest.
Last year, a cacher got the SETX Octoberfest to add yodeling to one of the many contests, along with the blindfolded archery contest and the synchronized swim dancing contest, among others . This cacher bragged about how great a yodeler he was, going on and on. He intimidated so many people, that only one brave woman entered the contest against him. The woman cacher went first, and yodeled respectfully. Then it came time for the bragging yodeling cacher to sing. I don’t want to make any disparaging remarks myself, so I’ll tell you what others have said. They said that he croaked raspfully, and could barely yodel. We were all majorly disappointed. So practice your yodeling.
You wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself they way Dudfrog did last year.
My My, i've been trying to get my life back together after that embarrassing episode. My therapist tells me that i have the rare but dreaded yodelcachephobia, and that i need to face this fear head on before i can get past it. So, as hard as it is to even think about doing, i have been practicing my yodeling for the upcoming Event. Hopefully this will bring back my self esteem and cure me of this psychological nightmare once and for all..
Oh, almost forgot,,, My therapist advises that all attending this year's Event be sure and bring earplugs.